The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
It is not enough to do good; one must do it in the right way.
A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth.
To know another language is to have a second soul.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Charm is the ability to solicit the answer 'yes' before the question has been posed.
French is wonderful; you can speak it when you're drunk!
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind.
A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.