Government is like a baby: an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are 20 gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
Nothing is more difficult than to distinguish in childhood true stupidity from that apparent and deceptive stupidity that foretells powerful minds.
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love.
If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert, and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.
If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.