J. Paul Getty

My formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil.

Money does not necessarily bring happiness. People with 100 million dollars are no happier than people with 50 million.

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem.

Jackie Mason

I have enough money to last the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.

Dennis Miller

If you get to 35 and your job still involves wearing a name tag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Money can't buy you friends, but it can buy you a better class of enemy.

A filing cabinet is a useful container where things can be lost alphabetically.

Overtime: Time spent in the evening doing the work you never quite got around to during the day.


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