Nobody gets killed in a computer crash. They just wish they were dead.
A computer was once something in a science fiction movie, a window was something you hated to wash, and RAM was a goat.
The truth is out there.
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.
An organization has only two people who can give you results: the person at the very top, and the person at the very bottom.
No matter how many boxes you save, you will never have one the right size.
Be yourself! is about the worst advice you can give some people.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
Never laugh at a live dragon.
Whatever the person at the next table orders, it always looks better than yours.